What Our Mothers Taught Us
My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
G.A's Recognition Service
Wednesday, May 7, 6:00-8:00 p.m.,
G.A.'s & Leaders practice, sanctuary
Wednesday, May 14, 6:00-7:00
p.m., G.A.'s & Leaders practice
7:00-8:00 p.m., G.A.'s & Parents practice
Sunday, May 18, 5:30 p.m., G.A.'s,
Parents, & Leaders arrive &
have pictures made 6:30 p.m., G.A. Recognition Service
7:30 p.m., G.A. Reception, UFH
My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home"
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, your face will freeze and you will stay like that."
My mother taught me GENETICS. "You act just like your father."
My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Happy Mothers Day,
Karl
Single's Coffeehouse
Single's Coffeehouse, May 10th, 7-10 p.m. Refreshments, devotions and fellowship. Special guest, Carol Wilkinson will be sharing about her missionary work in Africa and Guatemala. Be prepared to give a love offering. Items needed for her next trip are: Lotion, shampoo(small), Bandaids, Blistex, Ziploc bags (all sizes), pens, notebooks, journals, CD's or DVD's (all kinds), small Kleenex packs, note cards and hand sanitizer, gift card to Walmart and Target. For more info contact Lawrence & Debbie Hagenah.
